Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Can a Blog Have a "Bucket List"?

If so, this blog's "Bucket List" has one thing on it:

"Do a real time 'Keith Hernandez is an idiot' live blog." I have attempted it in the past. A guy can dream.

Until then, there is this nugget from tonight's game:

Gary: Cutter, on the inside corner for a strike.
Keith: That was a change-up!
Gary: At 86?
Keith: Maybe it was a sinker.
Gary: Well, something was going on there....

Gary didn't finish his sentence. I will. "....it was most likely a cutter like I said two minutes ago while you were doing a body shot off Mrs. Met."

Is there a Mrs. Met? Shouldn't there be? Maybe "Ms. Met?" No, that's not it. It's Miss Met. She should be a big baseball fan, and she should not be a feminist (so no "Ms."). She would constantly steal the remote to put BACK ON the Met game.

Now we're talking!

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