Keith-In-Real-Time

Keith Hernandez has been on such a roll tonight, I am going to try something new.

I am going to quote every stupid thing Keith says for an entire half inning.

This is a gamble, because I don't know how stupid he will be this inning.

HERE WE GO!

"Of all the sports, baseball is the most demanding..."

"You MAY have a point there!"- This is my favorite, when he acts surprised when Gary, the best announcer in baseball, says something smart. I call this "Keith-tronizing," namely when he patronizes someone who has to fight every urge to patronize him.

"He [Francouer] tried to backhand it instead of scooping it."

Gary- "If every sinker was like that, every hitter would [be in trouble]."

Keith- "Actually, it was a ball. If I am being the defense lawyer here."

Not bad! I may try this again. Saves you all the trouble of watching this minor league team.